STOP! 'bama time!

Hey Obama's president now! The only president who... for a lack of a clever remark, is black. I forgot which teacher said to remember this day cuz it's very historical. So this post is for me to remember.

Uh...

Inauguration!

Fuzzy screen...

Saw it twice!

Obama's in every room!

Ate Garden Salsa Sun Chips... very good...

Actually I'm kinda hungry right now.

I already brushed my teeth though, darnit.

Oh well I should go sleep.

Gnight!

Sometimes I have dreams too.

White man look lame, black man look tight!
I shouldn't be updating My Kanga right now. Why? Because I have so much to do! And at the same time I have NOTHING TO DO. These moments in my life sure are perplexin'. LIKE YO MOMMA sorry insult spasm.

Now before I get down to business, I'll distract you with some other business. It's not poop.

Today was fun! Adventure!

Mini-pre-adventure: Lowes with Jane. I have no idea how we got there. Oh well, tubs and toilets.

Adventure Mission: WATCH A MOVIE!

1. With Craig Darren Paul...
2. Plan A: "LET'S WATCH PAUL BLART: MALL COP IN TOWN CENTER AT 12:30!" "AITE, QUALITY MOVIE RIGHT THERE!"
3. Get there at 12:45, turns out the movie started at 12:10...
4. Plan B: Go to Long Beach TC to watch Mall Cop at 1:30. Okay, we got time, totally do-able.
5. Darren drives freeway and takes us in the wrong direction.
6. We end up in Anaheim.
7. BACKTRACK to Cerritos TC, then take the RIGHT freeway to LBTC.
8. Darren misses the exit.
9. We get off at El Dorado park, drive all the way around that park, and finally reach our Plan B destination.
10. We get there at 1:40, turns out the movie is sold out until 2:50.
11. We can't watch the movie that late so we go to...
12. Plan C: Party at In-N-Out
13. Meet Taylor, get all fat, then drive back to Craig's house.
14. Play Gears of War 2 (FUNAWESOME with blood!), play Apples to Apples (FUNAWESOME without blood!), Watch Snakes on a Plane (with blood!).

Mission, for the most part, accomplished!

Life can never have too many adventures! Unless you're INDIANA JONES. GOOD GOD MAN, you're in your 60's! You gotta know when to retire!

Alright so if you didn't know, it's a tradition that I take a quiz thingy every Martin Luther King day. Why? I don't know. I'm the only one who knows about it anyway. I think last year I did "Which Superhero Are You?" I got Superman. Another time another quiz I got Luke Skywalker. THIS TIME IT'LL BE...

I AM
69%
JAZZTake the Transformers Quiz
Oh sweet that's cool. WAIT HE DIES IN THE MOVIE, DOESN'T HE?! Not cool, man. Oh well, he does spins and break dancey stuff.

I think that's all I have to type. OH FORMAL I still haven't talked about that! NEXT TIME I will so I don't forget about it. But for now... I really need to cut my nails.

Happy MLK Day.

Fine, how was yours?

3 things about today.

#1
I totally went to the post office to send my portfolio to LMU. You can't get much more adult than a post office!! That wasn't sarcasm! I'm on my way from awesome kid Kevin to awesome YOUNG ADULT KEVIN! I've been post-officing and grocery shopping, now all I have to do is get drunk with some colleagues and file some taxes! EXCITING!!!

#2
Today at school, there was a guest speaker who was a videographer, and web/graphic designer (Shannon Acevado if you were wondering). I sat in to hear her speech during the one hour lunch and it was SO, to use it again, AWESOME! All this talk about freelancin' and art and business is SO, to use "to use it again" again, EXCITING!! ...and then for contemporary media I heard the exact same speech. Again. It's like if you watched an episode of Lost twice: there aren't really any surprises so you start to imagine how Locke would look with hair. Long, wavy hair.

#3
I'M SICK! People who might've made me sick:
1-Veronica
2-Jaydee
3-My mom / dad / sister

Yknow how everything usually sucks when you're sick? Well today was a bit different! I felt really sslllooowww toooddaayyy... like that one comic with The Flash when he fights The Turtle, The Slowest Man Alive. Ysee, The Turtle got the ability to slowwww down time, so The Flash really had no powers because he could only move as fast as a regular person. Long story short, The Flash defeats him. While all this is happening, cars have been crashing and flying in the air (but for the scarlet speedster, they're just suspended in the air), so The Flash fixes the scene SO FAST that no one actually realizes it. It all happens within a fraction of a second. He explains:

"The Turtle is out and so is all the kinetic energy he took... Updrafts will help me lower the cars to the ground. I go the extra mile and fix them. Even change the oil. Just because I can."

HAHAWESOME.

But I progress.

So anyway, today I felt really slow. But that turned out to be a good thing because I just finished studying civics (YES, AND IT'S NOT EVEN 10:00 YET), and I'm appreciating the songs on my iPod now. I'm sure that's somehow related. In any case, I just feel very satisfied with myself.

Oh and I totally shared some food with three people cuz I forgot I was sick. Ehm, hannahkristinadarren... sorry! But if you get sick within the next few days, you know where it came from! YAY!


Bonus:
#4
Done with english project SWEET!

Good ol' reporter!

And on a note unrelated to formal...

Civics Project Satire Video YAY!

America for Immigrants

OOGLEY BOOGLEY

Current random thoughts:

I had to redo a lost assignment for English. LAME WITH A CAPITAL LAME!

I'm tired but don't wanna sleep. Sometimes I'm not tired but want to sleep. Life is unfair. (to be said in emo voice)

Tomorrow is formal and I feel like I should know more about what's happening.

I got no comments for my last post.

Monday was the first time I remember using a mirror to look at my clothes in the morning before school. I usually just look down.

Being track captain is a new experience. THEY'RE JUDGING ME!

Speaking of which, I totally lost muscles. I overworked them and then they disappeared.

I should make less posts like this one.

WHOA random story.

Did anyone watch Full House? Well I remember this one episode where Jesse hooked up with this woman, but it was for a stupid reason or something. And then father Danny was like "I don't think Jesse is in love with her. I think he just fell in love with love". Something like that. But yeah! He fell in love with the idea of BEING in love, not in love with the actual girl. I think about that once in a while because I thought it was really trippy as a kid and I hoped that wouldn't happen to me.

This isn't really related to anything btw. Just sayin'.

To Solution Again

Lemme level with you: Kanga posts are hard to write.

Sure, I make it sound easy; just slap a few thoughts together with correct capitalization and no AIM lingo and BAM you got yourself a Kanga-bite. But alas poor Yorick, it is not that easy you skully man. First I have to actually FEEL like writing something, which I do 50% of the time. The other 50% of my life I just feel like chompin down some oreos and watching some reruns of Drake and Josh.

Take, for example, this post!

This post was supposed to be EPIC!! Since, yknow, it's a new year and blogs just need these "NEW YEAR POSTS!". But yknow what I got? I got this. This post you are reading right now is all I got. I had nothing awesome to say, no fun stories, no clever list of stuff. Just... a few paragraphs about my Kanga.

And this picture:

"Party like it's 1949!!! I miss Eisenhower..."
Google image result for "New Years Party".

At least right NOW I feel like writing (although I have nothing to write about) (BTW, is it considered writing if I'm typing this?). If I didn't feel like writing, this is how today's post would be:

I gotta tell ya man, Kanga posts are hard to make!

Yeah I make it sound easy, hahahahha, but it's not easy. It's really really difficult. Sometimes I'm like "alright, time to talk about AWESOME!", but sometimes I'm like "what? what do I do? what do I talk about? I'm tired I wanna sleep I'll go take a nap." And then I watch Drake and Josh.

For example, this post I have nothing to talk about.

It was supposed to be something big because it's 2009. But I dunno what to say. So I'll just say lalala. Lalala. Here's a picture of something. Wait nevermind I'm too lazy to find a picture.

Yup. I just really thought I should have SOMETHING for this new year.

Oh I know!

Resooooo...

wait for it...

LUTION!!

Resolution...
My goal is... to be awesomer. Yeah, I know that's a lame resolution, but YOU'RE A LAME RESOLUTION. WHAT NOW?! Okay my resolution will be to just outdo myself every year of my life. Like a life resolution. That seemed to be the trend for me these past few years, so why not continue it?! I'll top myself each year by... I dunno, making plans to do some craaazay stuff, then I can be all "aw yeah, this year was better than last year"!!

Resolution Option #2: Go crazy.

Oh I can make a list now...

Option#3: Make better Kanga posts
Option#4: START THAT WEBCOMIC.
Option#5: Get buff
Option#6: Be an awesome TrackField captain
Option#7: Make a new friend!
Option#8: Wear cooler clothes!!
Option#9: YELL IN SOMEONE'S FACE
Option#10: Inadvertently gain super human speed

OH OH OKAY, I got something new to b*tch slap you with. Just kidding, regular slap.

Antisolutions...
These are stuff I SHOULDN'T do:

Option#1: Miss an opportunity
Option#2: Let people be aware of when I fart (suffocate smell or sound!)
Option#3: Make fun of dead babies
Option#4: Endanger lives (including baby lives)
Option#5: Be depressed and or emo
Option#6: Avoid... stuff (like people. Not dangerous stuff, I should avoid that.)
Option#7: Start a band, especially if I'm the singer
Option#8: SLOUCH! BAD FOR BACK! GROW UP, YOU GET BACK PAIN, YOU WALK WITH CANE!! (YOU ALSO RHYME UNINTENTIONALLY!!!)
Option#9: Oh yeah, procrastinate

There's that list.

Okay I'm tired of posts related to the new year. Honestly, if you haven't posted it already, it's too late for the 2008-2009 transition to apply. Cmon, get on the ball. The New Year's ball.

Okay, gotta go graduate!

Take Me Out

Favorite Line: "I DON'T KNOW THIS SONG! I DO- take me out..."

If it's any consolation, I think Paul sings a lot better now. This is an old video.

Happy New Year!